Just a few skills
Are necessary
For domestic bliss

Tell the truth—or don’t
Get naked—or don’t
Find a shared hobby—or don’t

Does that clear things up?
I think it covers the bases

Or maybe I’ve simplified it too much

Make love frequently
But never by the calendar

Ask questions
But not too many
or at the wrong time

Enjoy time together
Except when it’s spoiled by a fight, work stress, grief,
exhaustion, parenting trouble, or general malaise

Have a sense of humor
But don’t make sport of anything sensitive

Share your inner world
But be warned—it may be
as overwhelming to your spouse as it is to you

Be kind, even when you don’t feel like it,
Although your spouse may pick up
on a vengeful undercurrent in your demeanor

I hope this careful guide
Increases your confidence
As you engage in the simple process of marriage

Take care of yourself
But not obsessively

Be assertive
Unless it’s time to let the other person lead

Plan surprises
Within reasonable parameters of budget and schedule

I think that mostly covers it
You’ll have it down in no time

Just a few skills
Are necessary
For domestic bliss